Official issue for the Thrones of New York inspection corps. Wear it to work. Wear it to the bar. Wear it in the stall.
Charcoal mechanic-style work shirt. Stitched name patch with "Chief Inspector" underneath, and the neon Thrones patch over the other pocket. Official uniform of the inspection corps. Gary not included.
Black mesh-back trucker with the neon crown-and-throne patch up front. Shades your eyes from bad fluorescent lighting. Hides inspection hair.
Black dad hat with the neon plunger embroidered on the front. For inspections in direct sunlight.
Black mesh-back trucker with just the crowned throne up front, no words needed. For the inspector who likes to keep it low-key. Those in the know, know.
Old-school diamond key fob, just like the one chained to every dive bar bathroom key. "Restroom Key. Return to Bar." Return it, or don't. We won't tell.
Neoprene koozie with the neon sign logo. Keeps your beer cold while you file the report.
"Searching high & low for the best porcelain." Est. 2018 & counting. Leave a stack on the bar, or swipe one for the stall shelf. Every seat's a throne.
Die-cut neon sign sticker, built to survive a bathroom wall. Slap it on the stall door, the hand dryer, or your laptop. Leave your mark like a true inspector.
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